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Is this Amanda Bynes’ car

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lindsaychrist:

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

i literally said what it was

this post is such a fucking mess

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening

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If you feel led….please subscribe to my YouTube channel. 

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If you feel led….please subscribe to my YouTube channel. 

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randomgifgirl:

I made this video awhile ago. "Everything at Once"~Lenka Doctor Who tribute.

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slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

don’t bring up the elephant in the room.

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lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

Really? Because I was reading that if you are more of an active person, (meaning you actually have enough stamina) that you are more likely to produce girls. So all I think when a dad has a girl, I think—he must be really good in bed. (because big penises don’t mean much if you don’t know how to use them)

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Jean Harlow photographed by Clarence Sinclair Bull for the film Bombshell (1933)

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Seriously, thank you to all who put up with this blog and it’s ups and downs.

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when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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logical-beauty:

Things I do not understand (as someone who doesn’t watch Doctor Who and is looking at the fandom from the outside):

Why are people upset that Peter Capaldi insisted on no romance with his companion? If Clara (that’s her name, right?) is the girl I’m thinking of - the one who was there during his regeneration - then she looks all of about seventeen. Why exactly would you want there to be a romantic subplot between a super young female character and a man who is at least thirty years her senior?! That seems a bit warped to me, fandom.

lol, but keep in mind he is also a 2000+ year old timelord, who still has no problem with Rose being his buddy like that, or any of the people really. So we’re a warped fandom already, we seem to believe that a 2000 year time gap isn’t bad. (and in my mind, it truly isn’t if love is love) but the thing that gets me is exactly what you are saying…..
How the hell can you be angry at this no flirting thing?
Because SOOO many classic doctors had to be careful never to flirt or try to tone that kind of thing down.
The flirting thing is strictly a “new who” thing.
AND it needs to change, because as we all have said we have all gotten ticked at Moffat, we all have thought, wait a minute, no…..Capaldi understands classic who and understands EXACTLY what new who needs, that kept old who going for so long. Yes, it probably needs romance, but the show already had that era.
C’,mon, we all know that we basically want Donna Noble back. Badass girls that are “nobodies” that just want to see the world. That don’t want a relationship, they just want to be friends.
Think about it, the doctor needs a friend, all of his lovers and friends go so quickly, Clara could easily fill this gap.

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